I'm Jade, I live in New York and I'm a huge dork
Open RP: Saeko

fakedick:

the-dangerous-dolls:

"Ah…I don’t think this shirt will hold my breasts…."

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"Well, of course not, Saeko. This fabric is much too thin and weak to give any form of support and it the stitching you’ve done on it is horrendous. Why don’t you overlay it on some canvas and then accentuate the fabric’s features with some of this beautiful chartreuse you’ve picked out over here?"

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Tim Gunn snapped his fingers.

"Make it work!"

benjamin-strider:

perchu:

boys with collarbones (✿◠‿◠)

boys with clavicles (◕‿◕✿)

boys with spines (。♥‿♥。)

boys with patellas (≧◡≦)

boys with phalanges (◑‿◐)

boys with thoracic vertebrae (✿ ♥‿♥)

 

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hello ladies

thnksfrth-hiatus:

ptrck-vghn-stmp:

Dance, Dance (Acapella) - Fall Out Boy

I didn’t know they said ‘joe trohman is lame’ oh my god

David: The final design for Freddy was based on a pepperoni pizza. I was at a restaurant one night, and I was having pizza and I was just kind of deep in thought. I started playing around with the cheese, putting it around the pepperoni, and actually made Freddy’s face on the pizza.

David Miller on what inspired his makeup for Robert Englund in A Nightmare on Elm Street, 1984

mrgolightly:

Cher - Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)

"My name is Oliver Tate. I suppose it’s a bit of an affectation, but sometimes I wish there was a film crew following my every move. I don’t quite know what I am yet. I’ve tried flipping coins, listening exclusively to French crooners, I’ve even had a brief hat phase: but nothing stuck."

littlestnymphet:

lo-bot:

Back 2 Skool

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littlestnymphet:

lo-bot:

Back 2 Skool

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